You know what really gets my goat?

Clogged toilets.
Bread crumbs in the butter.
Erroneous red marks.
Hair in the tub.
Hair in the sink.
Hair on the ground.
Jammbed printers.
Slow computers.
Drivers that don’t know the rules of four-way stops and free right turns.
Bad TV commercials.
Actually, just commercials in general.
High gas prices.
The two-party system.
John Edwards dropped out of the presidential race.
Will Ferrell is the same character in everything.
Cold weather.
Snow on the ground.
Sunshine without heat.
I have no place or motivation to wear the heels I love.
Ephrata’s too far away.
So is May.
Writing papers.
Pointless classes.
The fact that I felt the need to write this and will probably continue to add to it.

Round two (approx. 9:30 p.m.):
Waiting for the bus.
Having to ride the bus.
Parking at WSU.
Not talking to Peter all day.
Only getting to talk to Peter on his breaks at work.
Writing papers.
It’s still not May.

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