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I’ll be one of the first to admit that I (attempt to) keep up with trends. I may not follow ’em, but I know about ’em. Er, well, at least… kinda.

But really. I’m all about Lady GaGa right now and GAWD I don’t know why.

But you know what I don’t get?

Zac Efron.

 

And while we’re at it… Robert Pattinson. Sorry, I had to Google his name because in my head he’s just “the guy in those Twilight movies.”

To be completely honest, I think for awhile I thought they were the same person. SAWWWWRY I’m not 12.

Oh but hey. She’s kinda cute, whoever she is.

Anywho.

I really, really don’t get the obsession lately.

Granted, I haven’t read a sentence of Twilight or seen the movies. And Zac Efron… what’s he in, High School Music 74?

Whatev.

I just don’t get it.

Here, however, is what I DO get:

 

 

I’ll refrain from posting the pictures that really make me drool. But for real? The eyes, the muscles, the dark hair, the… everything. I’d hit that. Twice.

You get the point.

Zac? Twilight guy? You ain’t got nothin’ on Gerard.