I want to go to Hawaii. I want to go to the Caribbean. I want to go to Boston and NYC and Chicago and San Francisco. Back to Vegas, San Diego. EUROPE. France. England.
Let’s pretend for a minute I have all the money to go all the places. I know that I know a lot of world travelers – how do you find places to stay when you’re traveling abroad? I know there are all kinds of hotel booking websites but I found Venere.com. So, you know, when I have all the money to go to Venice, maybe I’ll use that website.
Because Venice. I mean, how awesome does that city sound? Obviously I’ve never been there, and I’ve heard rumors of a certain, um, aroma, the city has. BUT STREETS OF WATER. Those little boats you travel on? I picture myself all classy a la Angelina Jolie in “The Tourist” …
And those guys in the hats that push the canoes (are they canoes?) around? I die.
The architecture. The HISTORY. You just can’t find history quite like that in the good ol’ US of A. THE ITALIAN FOOD. Do I really need to say anything else?