Lies. All lies.

So that man with the internets who was supposed to be at my house yesterday?

Well, he showed up.

BUT DAMN LIVING OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!*

Because we still don’t have internet. It’s going to, apparently, require some underground conduit (I don’t even know what I’m talking about here, so I apologize if I’m not making sense) and blah blah blah (well, that makes total sense, doesn’t it?).

And that will require approval from the landlords.

My estimate is that in about, ohhhh say a week (give or take a FRICKIN DECADE), we’ll finally have the internet.

And by that time, it’ll probably be obsolete.

Uuuuuuugh.

In other news, watch for a post about how friggin’ excited I am about this weekend.

* I don’t really live in the middle of nowhere. It’s just far enough from somewhere to be a pain in the ass.