“Women aren’t as distracted by appearances as we (men) are. They look deeper.”
- Dr. Chase, on an episode of House
I fully, fully disagree.
Women are just as scummy as men.
Also, if you’re wondering, yes I’m watching reruns of all my favorite TV shows because The Boy is off failing to kill me a turkey and, well, there’s not a whole hell of a lot else to do here on a Friday night that doesn’t involve drinking copious amounts of Coors Light and Captain Morgan by myself. Which I may or may not be doing.
And then I hear my mother’s never-ending wisdom from my 21st birthday: “Don’t mix your liquors! You’ll be hungover the next day!”
