As we talked about it, we both got excited and were like Let’s do it! Together! And then we’ll run a 5k! And I was like yes! Except maybe not the run the 5k part because yuck! But yes!
Since I don’t have a printer at home (well, I mean I do but it’s out of ink and not a bluetooth printer so I can’t print from my Droid because REMEMBER HOW I DON’T HAVE INTERNET AT HOME?!?!??!), I wrote out the schedule for the couch to 5k plan and was all set to start.
And then she started.
And I didn’t.
And I still haven’t.
And I don’t know when I will. (Because I come home every day and worry about whatthefuck we need to do next to get this damn house purchased already!) Or IF I will.
And so I eat hot cheetos with sour cream and avoid the mirrors.