Body: Quick! Take this poll: If there were a pill that could…
Slash your chance of getting breast cancer
Help get rid of headaches
Cut symptoms of depression almost in half
Lower your risk of type 2 diabetes by 50 percent
Make it easier to get pregnant when you want to
Boost sexual arousal by 100 percent
Improve your body image
Make you fall asleep 40 percent faster
And help you lose up to a pound a week
… Would You Take It?
My initial reaction: HOLY SHIT YES GOD YES WHERE CAN I GET THIS DRUG NOWNOWLIKERIGHTFUCKINGNOW?
Rest of the story: … basically tells you that, oh, PSYCH! There’s no pill or drug that does all that shit. But but BUT! Research shows exercising 30 minutes a day does do all that shit. And can reduce risk of memory problems by a third.
The rest of my reaction: Well, shit. There goes my shot. Wait, no, I could exercise every day. Wait, no, who am I kidding? Wait, no, wait! Ah! Who am I!?