1. What condiments are always, always in your fridge? Miracle Whip, Best Foods mayo, mustard, ketchup and horseradish. And soy sauce. And ranch dressing. And and and. Yeah I love me some condiments. 2. How do you like your steaks cooked? Your burgers? Steaks must be medium rare… and I’m finding that my taste...
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There’s a monster under my bed. He’s got lanky legs, a disgustingly long tongue and hairy ears. In fact, he’s hairy everywhere. The space under there is almost too small, but it doesn’t keep him out. He’s there, every night. I can hear him sometimes, moving around beneath my bed. He’ll forget what he’s...
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From the Universe today: For millenniums, Kaci, the path to enlightenment has been made up of many steps. Most commonly, it begins with festering misunderstandings that lead to pain, the pain the leads to growth, growth leads to clarity, clarity leads to fun, fun leads to joy, and joy leads to true illumination. May...
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My love turned 28 today. Happy birthday, baby. I love you more every day. Photo: Will Clayton
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